The Skills

Picture a total nerd person saying, "I got mad crazy skills, yo!!"... OK, actually delete that and pretend you never saw it.

If you are on this website, it is only because someone told you about me, or I sent you here directly -- so you already know the level that I do the darn thing on -- BUT you may want to see a portfolio, some samples of what I have done.

If you didn't watch the video, please do LOL. I don't mean to be cocky. Not at all. You've met me, or someone told you about me and CLEARLY you saw or have been told I am the most humble, mild mannered, selfless, helpful, easy to get along with person. Always a smile and a joke. I try to bring joy.

That said, the video speaks for itself. I can NOT prove myself as worthy enough to do your project, and as such invest zero, repeat ZERO energy into demonstrating that I am worthy by presenting "a portfolio" to be judged by and deemed "good enough to do work for someone".

Screw that.

Nope... I look to work with people who THEMSELVES are worthy!!!!

I give EVERYTHING I have, and I ask for little and often NOTHING. So yeah, if you are here you're probably worthy and we BOTH have passed the audition!